So... for the record, I :would: post pictures along with this post, but I have to draw them on paint (yay high tech computer poop) and I'm a terrible artist, and lazy right now because I had some deliscious turkey :gobble gobble: which makes you sleeeepy. So today young sasquaches, we are going to use the power of our IMAGINATION!!!! ~insert insane glitter barfing rainbow here~
anywhooooo
So I am here to rand about how Caps Lock doesn't cut it.
Example 1: Anger
When you are super angry, and giving someone a piece of your mind, there is no accomplishment to pressing a button, then typing on as usual! :oh, hmm so I'm really angry at you and typing angry things, and so I'll press caps lock and continue... typing... Well. That just didn't give me the satisfaction I was looking for:
For some reason, holding down the SHIFT button, and TYPING REALLY ANGRILY AT A FAST PACE is just so much more vindicating! :Oh yeah, I am now going to yell at you with written words. I'M YELLING, AND DIDN'T PRESS ANY SISSY BUTTONS TO DO SO! I AM SELF SUFFICIENT, AND I'M STILL TYPING AT TWICE THE PACE YOU ARE! TAKE THAT DWEEB!:
I mean seriously. What kind of emotion and accomplishment can you acheive from a button that does the work for you? I do not feel the satisfaction unless I'm pressing down shift.
Example 2: Excitement.
*presses caps lock* :"LIKE OMG, I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE POWER RANGERS CONVENTION TODAY. LIKE GIGGLEGARF, SERIOUSLY, IT WILL BE SO SUPER FANTABULOUS. MAYBE WE'LL MEET CUTE GUYS THERE!" wow... suddenly I'm less excited because that whole caps expirience ruined my self confidence... I feel that I can't control the mad capishness.:
By the time you remember that you have caps lock on, you start hitting shift at the beginning of a sentence, then it makes it lower case. You swear, fart, undo it, then keep going, and you end up tying at the same unexciting pace. Verses HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT, which for no reason at all makes you type faster because you are so excited for your accomplishments. You feel in control. YOU (typed while holding down shift!) HAVE THE POWER! You can do whatever you want you control the shift. Now... doesn't that feel good. You don't need to take orders from anyone. You DON'T have to take it! You can Hold that shift! No silly button can do this for you.
Good day.
